Where is the satire?

Another dive on the E. Colfax route offers shots 'til close and a stern hand at closing time. The barmaids will pour shots until 1:59 a.m., and the owner will force you out one minute later.

That is the law in Colorado, no alcohol after 2 a.m.. Violations of the law bring closure to bars, so they want to make sure that every last drop is down the hatch before anyone turns into a pumpkin.

The satire lounge on Colfax near Pete's Kitchen serves Mexican food until 10 p.m. in a fitting environment. The stucco walls in the dining area remind patrons of typical Central American architecture.

After the other bars have forced out all of their patrons, there is still time to drive to the satire for one last slurp.